I created a number of things that have proven to greatly improve life for most humans. Among my most popular creations are the Internet, beer, wine, spirits, cultivating pot, all recreational drugs except for crack and heroin, prostitution, oral sex, thousands of sexual intercourse positions, bus tokens and then later bus passes, gasoline, diesel, ice cream. There are many other things that I have created but if I continued to list them all there may be some people out there that would not believe me.